Monthly Archives: June 2003 - Page 2

Little golden books that never made it.

  1. You Are Different And That’s Bad
  2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
  3. Dad’s New Wife Robert
  4. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
  5. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
  6. All Cats Go To Hell
  7. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
  8. Some Kittens Can Fly
  9. That’s It, I’m Putting You Up For Adoption
  10. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
  11. Strangers Have The Best Candy
  12. You Were an Accident
  13. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
  14. Pop! Goes the Hamster… And Other Microwave Games
  15. The Man In The Moon Is Actually Satan
  16. Your Nightmares Are Real
  17. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
  18. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
  19. Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

I’m sure this list has been everywhere, but it’s still funny. Wash your hands when you’re done, or something. (: