things that make you go hmmm

I went to Staples this afternoon to ship an item I sold on Ebay. While he was making the UPS label, the desk clerk asked me “What are the contents of the box?”.

So with my best poker face, I told him “Fifteen pounds of crack cocaine.”.

He raised an eyebrow, and asked “Oh really?”.

So I ceded, saying “No, not really. It’s 20 broken optical mice.”. He took that answer, and went on about his business of preparing my box to ship. It does make me wonder though, how easy it really would be to ship anything I want via UPS or whatever. Not necessarily crack cocaine, but you know what I’m getting at.

  1. I am just wondering _who_ you are sending 20 broken optical mice to that they actually want them?

  2. “crack” you up? hehe.

  3. Well, at the very least, you could ship yourself.

  4. Are you trying to compare Dave to crack cocaine? More like extra-strength NyQuil. 🙂

  5. He clears out your nasal passages and puts you to sleep?

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