It really annoys me when…

electronic presence monitoring (such as those that flush toilets, turn on faucets, etc) fails to acknowledge my presence. It’s as though the device is sticking out its virtual tongue at me, and questioning my humanity. Or something. (:

  1. hmmm…looked in a mirror lately?

  2. Now, now. You should really stop wearing the black velvet.

  3. So, is the theory we’re testing here whether or not urinals can see vampires, as though a urinal with autoflush is some sort of high tech mirror into the soul?

    Huh, who knew? 😛

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