I have a certain amount of contempt for any realtor who takes it upon themselves to deem a home that butts up to a drainage ditch “waterfront”. Also, just the facts are required when attempting to describe a home, even if it is uniquely quaint, rustic and perfect. Anything else quickly becomes repetitive and nauseating.

  1. There are a lot of “waterfront” properties around Indy the last two weeks. I’m not sure it’s helping them sell their homes though.

  2. “Handyman special” is a pretty good one, too. “Quiet” always means “I scheduled the showing when no trains are running on the tracks behind the fence in the back yard.” And of course “cozy” means “have to walk through the halls sideways.”

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